| | With the recent report of North Korea planning to send a missile towards Hawaii, here are The Franksabunch's top ten ways to prevent kim chee armageddon from occuring thanks to the man who put the ill in Kim Jong-Il and the bang in norebang:
10. Have Obama tell Kim Jong-Il that he needs to make like Daniel Dae Kim and get Lost
9. Tell him that he's too late...Mufi Hanneman already destroyed Hawaii's economy
8. Send the Wonder Girls to entertain Kim Jong-Il and while he's listening to the 1,000th time they're singing nobody, nobody but YOU! slip a poisoned alka seltzer in his soju
7. Baste Kim Jong-Il with barbecue sauce and wedge him in between Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O'Donnell in the middle of a 30-day fast *burrrrp*
6. Have Kim Jong-Il fall in love with a girl who works in a Korean Supercuts only to have her accidentally splash a caustic substance on her bilateral eyes causing blindness leaving him no choice but to offer up his corneas for transplantation, upsetting his is-he-or-isn't-he-gay-and-secretly-in-love-with-me-so-he's-jealous-of-the-girl-not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that assistant in the process while there is a song playing in the background that has nothing to do with the actual story but it's such a good song that they had to repeat the bridge and chorus again at the end for good measure
5. Send a ninja with a shamwow to sap out the source of Kim Jong-Il's power...salon formula mousse!
4. Three words: EXPLOIT LACTOSE INTOLERANCE
3. Tell Kim Jong-Il on Twitter that the Kogi Truck will be in the middle of the DMZ on a landmine at 3 AM tonight
2. Make Hyori Lee a permanent resident of Honolulu
1. Jong-Il & Kate Plus Eight...game over! |
| | Posted 6/20/2009 1:01 AM - 70 Views - 18 eProps - 9 comments
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